10 Ways to Get on ‘A’ List

by Victoria on June 12th, 2008

Since I’m not even on the B, C or D list, I thought I would attempt to get on “A” List of some sort. (Hey! A girl’s gotta’ do…)

I thought up this simple list for anyone to be an A-Lister or to get on “A” List one must:

Wear uncoordinated outfits like Lindsay Lohan.
Be a self-proclaimed D-Lister like Kathy Griffin.
Change your name and be a foodie guru with a fancy name like Padma.
Work out until your abs look like a washboard. (But don’t do laundry on them - that’s D-List behavior.)
Be a real housewife that doesn’t know how to use an ironing board, get your own reality series and show the world what a genuine bee-otch can be.
Buy a 12’ x 3’ red carpet and put on your driveway. Every time you come home, wave at the imaginary paparazzi and fall over in a drunken frenzy (psst! Call the local press club first to get good coverage of your event).
Have a baby and name the child after a fruit, vegetable or famous burlesque act.
Get a celebrity-styled hair cut and claim it is Shear Genius when you put in multi-length extensions.
Secretly authorize an un-authorized biography.
Be seen at one of the posh restaurants around town sporting some Ugg’s and something designed by Christian Siriano.

If you can combine any of these together, then you’re certainly on “A” list… maybe not “THE” List, but a list all the same.

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