It’s Hard Out Here For An Orange County Pimp

January 22, 2009 by Maria Diaz

Part of being a Real Housewives of Orange County cast member is always having some boutique business or crap that you are shilling. Here’s a list of this season’s products:

Tequila Con De Azul — The infamous tequila that got Gretchen “naked wasted”.

Eleme Medical Creams – Jeana is now promoting this weird cellulite cream.

Duxozin Diet Pills – Both Vicki and Jeana are pimping this out. Jeana just posted a photo of herself on her blog and she’s looking way better than she did on the episodes. I think that may just be a result of her working through her depression and drinking less and not necesarilly the pills.

Cuff Luv, Lynne Curtin’s jewelry business. Lynne doesn’t get a blog and her business doesn’t even have a website, but we got to see some of her business in the last episode. Apparently some stores in Orange County sell them.

The ladies are no stranger to this game. The previous products they peddled include Lauri Waring’s jewelry line, Bella Roche; the OC Energy Drink (remember the creepy “OC Angels“?)and the Real OC brand of clothing, which surprisingly is now defunct. They didn’t even renew their domain name! Last but certainly not least, there is Jo De La Rosa’s uh, music career. Gretchen Rossi has yet to get into the pimping game, but from the looks of her website, we have make-up, t-shirts and of course jewelry, to look forward to in our future. What is it about dating a rich dude that makes women think they can design jewelry?

I guess when you want the money and the power, you must do it your way (to borrow two of the opening lines of the show. Can you guess who says which? Tell me in the comments!).

[Image: Bravo/Michael Haaseeth]