Real Housewives of Orange County Season 5 Photos
November 5, 2009 by Maria Diaz
Tonight’s the night, y’all! We’ve hung out in the Hamptons with our fabulous friends, gotten our hair done and flipped tables with our bridge and tunnel divas in New Jersey*, been tardy for the party at the W OTP with those klassy Southern belles and now it’s time to return to where it all started: Orange County. Bravo was kind enough to create a video letting you know what went down last season, but I trust that none of you need a refresher.
And if you do here’s my recap: Gretchen gets drunk, Tamra gets bitchy, Vicki goes crazy, Lynne acts high, and Jeana is sad. DONE AND DONE!
Here are some photos from the upcoming season:
Many of you complained that Tamra Barney was now “fat.” It appears that she has finally done something. I wonder if she will sign up for gastric bypass surgery next; she surely needs it.
Image: Bravo/Evans Vestel Ward
Here we have a few drag queens the ladies met on their trip to San Francisco. Oh, oops, I mean here is Tamra, new housewife Alexis Bellino and Gretchen in her grandmother’s hat.
Image: Bravo/Tony Ayelar
On tonight’s episode, Vicki Gunvalson apparently goes sky-diving. Then she finds out the pilot was a stripper and decides to give him a lecture on how joining her insurance company will change his life.
Image: Bravo/Isabella Vosmikova
Will you be watching tonight’s season premiere? Or are you all Housewives-out?
Ooooooh….here we go folks. I’m back..what did I miss? Let the love/hate fest begin!!
Ok, maybe i’m getting senile, but in the second picture, whose the blonde behind Gretchen?
Cindy, I believe that is Vickis’ daughter. She does look different, though, so maybe it’s the weight she gained…not your senility…tee hee.
Yeah that is Vicki’s daughter…Breanna or something. It’s the bangs that make her look different.
Yeeahh! The REAL real housewives are back
I think they need to find 5 all new housewives in the OC. Getting tired of Vicki, and Gina is a total drag now.
Gretchen and Tamra made up over lunch on an E! show. Tamra apologized, although I don’t know for what… she’s probably over it as much as the rest of us. Was Simon a jerk or what?
Jeana seemed very disengaged last night. Probably good that she’s leaving. I felt sorry for Colton. She’s putting too much pressure on him, she’s the parent.
Vicki will be all knowing as usual. I can’t stand her freakin woohoo…Gretchen is my favorite. I can live vicariously though her. Tamara needs to get a job. I live on a fixed income due to a disbility, and I can pay my rent!!